Come Play In May - Mondays Are For Bitching

That is so bitchin'. Totally tubular. Oh, wait. Wrong kind of bitching. Since today's Come Play In May prompt is Mondays Are For Bitching, I am going to bitch about how sore I am. "Self-Propelled." Ha. What a laugh. I mean, so what if you weigh over 350 pounds. You're Self-Propelled. Why in hell did I have to push you so much yesterday. That said, you did a great job chewing up the brush. Thank you.